Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / (1) Never draw what you can copy. (2) \ | Never copy what you can trace. (3) | | Never trace what you can cut out and | \ paste down. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;