Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Ginsburg's Law: \ | | | At the precise moment you take off your | | shoe in a shoe store, your | | | | big toe will pop out of your sock to | \ see what's going on. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;