Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You should make a point of trying every \ | experience once -- except incest and | | folk-dancing. | | | \ -- A. Bax, "Farewell My Youth" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;