Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you wants to get elected president, \ | you'se got to think up some memoraboble | | homily so's school kids can be pestered | | into memorizin' it, even if they don't | | know what it means. | | | \ -- Walt Kelly, "The Pogo Party" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;