Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which \ | everything is possible but nothing of | \ interest is easy. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;