Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You can't just ask customers what they \ | want and then try to give that to them. | | By the time you get it built, they'll | | want something new. | | | \ -- Steve Jobs (1955-2011) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;