Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I don't care how poor and inefficient a \ | little country is; they like to run | | their own business. I know men that | | would make my wife a better husband | | than I am; but, darn it, I'm not going | | to give her to 'em. | | | \ -- The Best of Will Rogers / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;