Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "The chain which can be yanked is not \ | the eternal chain." | | | \ -- G. Fitch / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;