Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "Where shall I begin, please your \ | Majesty?" he asked. "Begin at the | | beginning," the King said, gravely, | | "and go on till you come to the end: | | then stop." Alice's Adventures in | \ Wonderland, Lewis Carroll / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;