Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Go placidly amid the noise and waste, \ | and remember what value there may be in | | owning a piece thereof. | | | \ -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;