Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / A boy can learn a lot from a dog: \ | obedience, loyalty, and the importance | | of turning around three times before | | lying down. | | | \ -- Robert Benchley / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;