Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /as aj would say, waiting \ | always works either what | | you want happens, or you die and cannot | | be | | | | perturbed anymore the | | trouble with this philosophy is that aj | | sincerely | | | \ believes it / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;