Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get \ | their liquor the best way they can. I'm | | sick of the job. It's a thankless one | | and full of grief. | | | \ -- Al Capone / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;