Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Most of what I really need to know \ | about how to live, and what to do, and | | how to be, I learned in kindergarten. | | Wisdom was not at the top of the | | graduate school mountain but there in | | the sandbox at nursery school. | | | | These are the things I learned: Share | | everything. Play fair. Don't hit | | people. Put things back where you found | | them. Clean up your own mess. Don't | | take things that aren't yours. Say | | you're sorry when you hurt someone. | | Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. | | Warm cookies and cold milk are good for | | you. Live a balanced life. Learn some | | and think some and draw and paint and | | sing and dance and play and work some | | every day. | | | | Take a nap every afternoon. When you go | | out into the world, watch for traffic, | | hold hands, and stick together. Be | | aware of wonder. Remember the little | | seed in the plastic cup. The roots go | | down and the plant goes up and nobody | | really knows how or why, but we are all | | like that. Goldfish and hamsters and | | white mice and even the little seed in | | the plastic cup -- they all die. So do | | we. | | | | And then remember the book about Dick | | and Jane and the first word you | | learned, the biggest word of all: LOOK. | | Everything you need to know is in there | | somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and | | basic sanitation. Ecology and politics | | and sane living. | | | | Think of what a better world it would | | be if we all -- the whole world -- had | | cookies and milk about 3 o'clock every | | afternoon and then lay down with our | | blankets for a nap. Or if we had a | | basic policy in our nation and other | | nations to always put things back where | | we found them and cleaned up our own | | messes. And it is still true, no matter | | how old you are, when you go out into | | the world it is best to hold hands and | | stick together. | | | | -- Robert Fulghum, "All I ever really | | needed to know I learned | | | \ in kindergarten" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;