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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Most of what I really need to know     \
| about how to live, and what to do, and  |
| how to be, I learned in kindergarten.   |
| Wisdom was not at the top of the        |
| graduate school mountain but there in   |
| the sandbox at nursery school.          |
|                                         |
| These are the things I learned: Share   |
| everything. Play fair. Don't hit        |
| people. Put things back where you found |
| them. Clean up your own mess. Don't     |
| take things that aren't yours. Say      |
| you're sorry when you hurt someone.     |
| Wash your hands before you eat. Flush.  |
| Warm cookies and cold milk are good for |
| you. Live a balanced life. Learn some   |
| and think some and draw and paint and   |
| sing and dance and play and work some   |
| every day.                              |
|                                         |
| Take a nap every afternoon. When you go |
| out into the world, watch for traffic,  |
| hold hands, and stick together. Be      |
| aware of wonder. Remember the little    |
| seed in the plastic cup. The roots go   |
| down and the plant goes up and nobody   |
| really knows how or why, but we are all |
| like that. Goldfish and hamsters and    |
| white mice and even the little seed in  |
| the plastic cup -- they all die. So do  |
| we.                                     |
|                                         |
| And then remember the book about Dick   |
| and Jane and the first word you         |
| learned, the biggest word of all: LOOK. |
| Everything you need to know is in there |
| somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and |
| basic sanitation. Ecology and politics  |
| and sane living.                        |
|                                         |
| Think of what a better world it would   |
| be if we all -- the whole world -- had  |
| cookies and milk about 3 o'clock every  |
| afternoon and then lay down with our    |
| blankets for a nap. Or if we had a      |
| basic policy in our nation and other    |
| nations to always put things back where |
| we found them and cleaned up our own    |
| messes. And it is still true, no matter |
| how old you are, when you go out into   |
| the world it is best to hold hands and  |
| stick together.                         |
|                                         |
| -- Robert Fulghum, "All I ever really   |
| needed to know I learned                |
|                                         |
\ in kindergarten"                        /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;