Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Quod erat demonstrandum. \ | | | [Thus it is proven. For those who | \ wondered WTF QED means.] / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;