Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / The core is not frozen, but slushy. \ | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;