Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I don't know who my grandfather was; I \ | am much more concerned to know what his | | grandson will be. | | | \ -- Abraham Lincoln / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;