Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Making files is easy under the UNIX \ | operating system. Therefore, users tend | | to create numerous files using large | | amounts of file space. It has been said | | that the only standard thing about all | | UNIX systems is the message-of-the-day | | telling users to clean up their files. | | | \ -- System V.2 administrator's guide / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;