Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The worst thing one can do is not to \ | try, to be aware of what one wants and | | not give in to it, to spend years in | | silent hurt wondering if something | | could have materialized -- and never | | knowing. | | | \ -- David Viscott / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;