Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Israel today announced that it is \ | giving up. The Zionist state will | | dissolve in two weeks time, and its | | citizens will disperse to various | | resort communities around the world. | | Said Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir, | | 'Who needs the aggravation?'" | | | | -- Dennis Miller, "Saturday Night Live" | \ News / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;