Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /apt: !bugs !bugs are stupid \ | apt: are stupid? what's that? | | dpkg: i don't know apt: | | Beauty is in the eye of the beer | | holder... i already had it that | \ way, dpkg. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;