Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ... The Anarchists' [national] anthem \ | is an international anthem that | | consists of 365 raspberries blown in | | very quick succession to the tune of | | "Camptown Races". Nobody has to stand | | up for it, nobody has to listen to it, | | and, even better, nobody has to play | | it. | | | | -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair | \ Anarchist's Almanac" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;