Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / In a consumer society there are \ | inevitably two kinds of slaves: the | | prisoners of addiction and the | \ prisoners of envy. / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;