Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I believe a little incompatibility is \ | the spice of life, particularly if he | | has income and she is pattable. | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;