Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Penn's aunts made great apple pies at \ | low prices. No one else in town could | | compete with the pie rates of Penn's | \ aunts. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;