Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There is only one way to kill \ | capitalism -- by taxes, taxes, and more | | taxes. | | | \ -- Karl Marx / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;