Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Claret is the liquor for boys; port for \ | men; but he who aspires to be a hero | | ... must drink brandy. | | | \ -- Samuel Johnson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;