Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / She missed an invaluable opportunity to \ | give him a look that you could have | \ poured on a waffle ... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;