Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The sprung doors parted and I staggered \ | out into the lobby's teak and flicker. | | Uniformed men stood by impassively like | | sentries in their trench. I slapped my | | key on the desk and nodded gravely. I | | was loaded enough to be unable to tell | | whether they could tell I was loaded. | | Would they mind? I was certainly too | | loaded to care. I moved to the door | | with boxy, schlep-shouldered strides. | | | \ -- Martin Amis, _Money_ / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;