Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Force it!!! If it breaks, well, it \ | wasn't working anyway... No, don't | \ force it, get a bigger hammer. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;