Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Great Movie Posters: \ | | | POWERFUL! SHOCKING! RAW! ROUGH! | | CHALLENGING! SEE A LITTLE GIRL | | MOLESTED! | | | | -- Never Take Candy from a Stranger | | (1963) | | | | She Sins in Mobile -- Marries in | | Houston -- Loses Her Baby in Dallas -- | | Leaves Her Husband in Tuscon -- MEETS | | HARRU IN SAN DIEGO!... FIRST -- HARLOW! | | THEN -- MONROE! NOW -- McCLANAHAN!!! | | | | -- The Rotten Apple (1963), Rue | | McClanahan | | | | *NOT FOR SISSIES! DON'T COME IF YOU'RE | | CHICKEN! A Horrifying Movie of Wierd | | Beauties and Shocking Monsters... 1001 | | WIERDEST SCENES EVER!! MOST SHOCKING | | THRILLER OF THE CENTURY! | | | | -- Teenage Psycho meets Bloody Mary | | (1964) (Alternate Title: | | | | The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who | | Stopped Living and | | | \ Became Mixed Up Zombies) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;