Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Carob works on the principle that, when \ | mixed with the right combination of | | fats and sugar, it can duplicate | | chocolate in color and texture. Of | \ course, the same can be said of dirt. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;