Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "May the forces of evil become confused \ | on the way to your house." | | | \ -- George Carlin / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;