Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Ada is the work of an architect, not a \ | computer scientist." | | | \ -- Jean Icbiah, inventor of Ada, weenie / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;