Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Arnold's Laws of Documentation: \ | | | (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. | | | | (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. | | | | (3) Only documentation for useless | | programs transcends the | | | \ first two laws. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;