Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, \ | Are of imagination all compact... | | | | -- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer | \ Night's Dream" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;