Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The General disliked trying to explain \ | the highly technical inner workings of | | the U.S. Air Force. | | | | "$7,662 for a ten cup coffee maker, | | General?" the Senator asked. | | | | In his head he ran through his standard | | explanations. "It's not so," he | | thought. "It's a deterrent." Soon he | | came up with, "It's computerized, | | Senator. Tiny computer chips make | | coffee that's smooth and full-bodied. | | Try a cup." | | | | The Senator did. "Pfffttt! Tastes like | | jet fuel!" | | | | "It's not so," the General thought. | | "It's a deterrent." | | | | Then he remembered something. "We | | bought a lot of untested computer | | chips," the General answered. "They got | | into everything. Just a little mix-up. | | Nothing serious." | | | | Then he remembered something else. It | | was at the site of the mysterious B-1 | | crash. A strange smell in the fuel | | lines. It smelled like coffee. Smooth | | and full bodied... | | | | -- Another Episode of General's | \ Hospital / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;