Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Remember, Information is not \ | knowledge; Knowledge is not Wisdom; | | Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not | | beauty; Beauty is not love; Love is not | | music; Music is the best." -- Frank | \ Zappa / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;