Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The most effective has probably been \ | Linux/8086 - that was a joke that got | | out of hand. So far out of hand in fact | | its almost approaching usability | | because other folks thought it worth | | doing - Alistair Riddoch especially. | | | \ -- Alan Cox / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;