Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It would seem that evil retreats when \ | forcibly confronted. | | | | -- Yarnek of Excalbia, "The Savage | \ Curtain", stardate 5906.5 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;