Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The random quantum fluctuations of my \ | brain are historical accidents that | | happen to have decided that the | | concepts of dynamic scoping and lexical | | scoping are orthogonal and should | | remain that way. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709021854.LAA12794@wall.org> / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;