Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is when I struggle to be brief that \ | I become obscure. | | | \ -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;