Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / *** Knghtbrd is now known as \ | SirKewLDooD *** Mercury kicked | \ SirKewlDooD from #quakeforge (*WHACK*) / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;