Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Lord, what fools these mortals be! \ | | | -- William Shakespeare, "A | \ Midsummer-Night's Dream" / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;