Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Alliance: In international politics, \ | the union of two thieves who have their | | hands so deeply inserted in each | | other's pocket that they cannot | | separately plunder a third. | | | \ -- Ambrose Bierce / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;