Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The way I understand it, the Russians \ | are sort of a combination of evil and | | incompetence... sort of like the Post | | Office with tanks. | | | \ -- Emo Philips / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;