Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Then, gently touching my face, she \ | hesitated for a moment as her | | incredible eyes poured forth into mine | | love, joy, pain, tragedy, acceptance, | | and peace. "'Bye for now," she said | | warmly. | | | \ -- Thea Alexander, "2150 A.D." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;