Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Where's the man could ease a heart like \ | a satin gown? | | | \ -- Dorothy Parker, "The Satin Dress" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;