Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / On two occasions I have been asked [by \ | members of Parliament!], "Pray, Mr. | | Babbage, if you put into the machine | | wrong figures, will the right answers | | come out?" I am not able rightly to | | apprehend the kind of confusion of | | ideas that could provoke such a | | question. | | | \ -- Charles Babbage / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;