Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hug me now, you mad, impetuous fool!! \ | | | Oh wait... | | | | I'm a computer, and you're a person. It | | would never work out. | | | \ Never mind. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;